Junior Alaena Gadwill stands out as a varsity girls lacrosse player and Junior Class vice president. We asked her ten stupid things that probably won’t come up at class council.

Q: If you could be any animal in the world, what would you be?

A: I would be a bird, because it can fly away from it’s predators, sleep in the clouds, and poop on people it hates.

Q: What super power would you have on the lacrosse field?

A: Indestructibility, so I wouldn’t have to wear those stupid goggles and stupid mouth guards. Or invisibility so I could get by people without them knowing. I’m a pretty noticeable creature out on the field, considering I’m 6 feet tall.

Q:  Would you rather be best friends with Batman or Wolverine?

A: Batman, because his voice is awesome, and so is he.

Q: What is the best pick up line that has ever been used on you?

A: “Are you a cat? Cuz you’re makin’ me-oooowwwww.”

Q: If you could travel back to any decade, which would you pick?

A: The 1940’s.

Q: What is your most embarrassing possession?

A: My purple Skip-It from fourth grade.

Q: Have you ever broken your belt from eating too much?

A: HA, HA, HA. Yes, actually. Just the other night. It just popped right off!

Q: What would you do with a million dollars?

A: Donate some to charity, buy a house on an island, and buy a new belt.

Q: Would you rather own a wild boar or an ostrich?

A: Ostrich.

Q: If you could be a character in any movie, who would it be?

A: Amanda Seyfried from Dear John or Jenna Dewan from Step Up. Pretty much any character that gets to touch Channing Tatum.

-Julia Hause, The Patriot Press